You call *that* a mixer?

Richard was *so*excited to get his new mixer, he was leaping around the room and acting like an insane man, as pictured here
I’ve been trying to get my Behringer mixer back from Rich for some time now, so I was excited to hear that Joe was donating his old mixer to the Bootsy Towers studio. This was before I saw the bleeding thing. The Behringer is slightly smaller thatn your average mousemat. This new mixer is slightly smaller than your average sideboard. And utilises, as far as i can tell, stone-age technology. I have no idea where this is going in Rich’s room, there’s not enough space for all the bass guitars, ashtrays, emtpy cans and general shite as it is.